Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. – Matthew Arnold This one is straight from the horse’s mouth. Though it is certainly not that I can be called a horse by any stretch of imagination; what I mean to say is that my account on hair loss can be blindly trusted as coming from someone who has seen it all and silently…well…er……endured...

The butterfly in your stomach starts to wiggle…slowly at first, and then with rustic vigour. The night of reckoning is here. You have been waiting for this blissful moment all these months, preparing mentally, blushing perhaps a shade at the subtle innuendoes, and now, as the moment approaches, you want to savour every second of it…in eager anticipation of the delightful...

‘Chuck Norris’ does seem to be a delightful theme to expound upon at length. More so, as there seems to be a general consensus among the readers as regards the abilities of the phenomenon in question. So, here are a few more of Chuck Norris Facts. I assure you that they are fresh from the oven and not pilfered from stacks of used Norribilia strewn around. And for...

This post was written earlier and was originally published elsewhere. The issue may have lost a bit of the original relevance, yet the flavour is, perhaps,...

(That was a year ago) Image Source: English Whirled Wide An ‘ENGILISH’ teaching shop had opened uncomfortably close to where we live. Uncomfortably...

This is a true story with names changed. The time: 2.00 pm. Noor Jehan smiles wryly and waves to her relatives as she is being wheeled into the operation theatre on a trolley. She is covered with a spotless white sheet, with only her face exposed. Her brother bends down and plants a kiss on her forehead…. “behen…tu bilkul theek ho jayegi….uparwalla hai na”…..and...

Anger is a cool emotion. A bit dangerous though if it gets out of hand. Haven’t you noticed how it gets many a thing done quickly which otherwise would...

Mammaries: Milk secreting organs of the female species of any mammal, created by the Almighty with the sole purpose of nourishing the famished offsprings of the same (and offsprings and adults of a superior) species. Any other purported objective is purely imaginary, prejudiced, polluting and perfidious. Welfare: What beneficial accomplishment you execute unto yourself...

“Rushlimbaugh is a threat to Indians”, remarked my wife in a mildly caustic tone, as she put down the phone. She was talking to my sister-in-law...

Disclaimer: The following piece of writing does not conform to the accepted standards of grammar and punctuation. Reading it may lead to an acute confusional state. Here I go: it is not that i do not know the meaning of the word motion lol but I have found out the word motion has many arcane connotations as wikipedia lists about two dozen of them but the one thats conspicuously...