“Saa…aar…” I confess I become dizzy with arousal (an emotional and innocent kind of arousal, so to say) whenever Susie calls out in her husky coconut milk flavoured Mallu accent, and today her pitch had that unique seductive chirp to it that augured a sense of general happiness and robust well being. This girl is something, I tell you. And...

Warning: Long and oblong post. Main ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolta hu. So what? Sabhi ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolte hain! Arre tere ko kaishe shamjhaaun? Shtupid ash hole….  There are two kinds of people who inhabit the earth. One, the clever, articulate, bourgeois, intellectually gifted, laterally thinking, vertically pissing, upwardly...