25 New Rajinikanth Facts One Must Know.

Rajinikanth is undoubtedly the only global superhero. He is smarter than a thousand Chuck Norrises put together. The time has come to reveal some startling Rajinikanth facts and watch the world chew it’s fingers in awe.

You’ve seen the video. Now some hardcore facts –

1. Rajnikanth taught Chuck Norris how to deliver roundhouse kicks.

2. Rajnikanth once roundhouse kicked a Tata truck in Chennai. It became the Tata Nano and fell on Mamata Banerjee’s head in Kolkata.

3. Rajinikanth reverses Court judgements by making the ink run back into the Judge’s ballpen.

4. Rajinikanth once boarded a Virgin Atlantic flight from Chennai to New York. The stewards served the tea cold. So when the flight finally touched down, it was just ‘Atlantic’.

5. Matrix was originally planned in Tamil as அச்சு வார்ப்புரு with Rajinikanth as Rajinikanth. But the bullets were so shit scared that they pissed in the barrels and refused to come out of the guns in his presence.

6. Rajinikanth once went to Jim Corbett National Park. After eight straight hours of snapping pictures, the tired tigers ran out of camera film.

7. Rajinikanth doesn’t need to sleep with a gun under his pillow. He is deadlier with the pillow.

8. The movie ‘300’ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1’.

9. Rajinikanth is so flexible, he can lick his elbow.

10. He’s also so smart, he knows you’d try to do it after reading that.

11. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 1oo metres of Rajinikanth.

12. Rajinikanth has successfully reversed global warming. All the glaciers just froze when they heard his name.

13. Rajinikanth once dived into the sea from his Chennai condo. The next thing you know is that a tsunami has hit half the world.

14. The Chennai – Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could but failed to catch him.

15. Rajinikanth can kill a 100 villains at a time just with his dialogues.

16. Viagra often needs Rajinikanth.

17. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion andthe count is far from completed.

18. No one messes with Rajinikanth. Only Rajinikanth can mess with himself.

19. Sunny Deol once thrashed a battalion of Pakistanis with his bare hands. Rajinikanth can thrash 1000 such Sunny Deols with his bare tongue.

20. Parachutes were invented just to prevent the earth from getting shattered to pieces when hit by a falling Rajinikanth.

21. Only two things on earth are visible from space. Rajinikanth in his mundu and some wall in Africa. Or is that in China?

22. What colour is Rajinikanth’s blood? Haha! Trick question! Rajinikanth never bleeds!!

23. Rajinikanth is faster than email. He is now officially the second fastest thing in the Universe after MMS.

24. Rajinikanth uses pepper spray as eye drops.

25. Man proposes; Rajinikanth disposes. And disposes fast.


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  1. Anirban March 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm -

    That is hilarious. ROFL especially after reading “The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′.”

    Was missing your blog for the last few days but you’re back with a rollicking good one.

    RI: The Bengali phrase ‘Ekaai Eksho’ isn’t enough. Rajinikanth is ‘ekaai teensho’!

  2. Dr Tushar Dashora March 12, 2010 at 11:59 am -

    Great Rajnikant facts.Keep it up guys !

    RI: Welcome Tushar.:)

  3. ~uh~™ March 12, 2010 at 2:47 pm -

    Viagra, Nano and 300 was a fine touch 🙂
    Btw, i wonder what Rajini would respond to Fatakesto ( Mithunda)’s dialouge- “marbo ekhane lash porbe shoshane”…!

    RI: Jaak! Hibernation theke beroley taholey! Mithunda is uncomparable. I’d rate Mithunda Facts > Dharamendra Facts > Rajinikanth Facts in that order.

  4. Dhruv March 12, 2010 at 7:33 pm -

    Dude.. we need more of this and more often too. This stuff is amazing !

    RI: Thanks. Welcome to my blog dude 🙂

  5. Paushali March 13, 2010 at 9:05 pm -

    lol! tata truck converted to a nano and the viagra are just the icing, the cake is yummy is enough.

    RI: Did you eat the cake….or take it with you 🙂

  6. le embrouille blogueur March 19, 2010 at 2:37 am -

    Loved it x 25 = LEB on the floor !!

  7. lifeslikethat March 22, 2010 at 12:52 am -

    The enigma called Rajni…what would we do without him..

    RI: We’d rot in hell without him 😉

  8. sarfaraz May 11, 2010 at 12:35 am -

    really amazing…each and every comments were awsome…njoyed a lot….

  9. Sakthi September 12, 2010 at 10:44 pm -

    Dai naaye, How dare are you to speak about Rajni like this. Mind your own business da :Paradesi naye. Pannadai pakki. Arivu ketta paradesi.

  10. Rahul October 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm -

    Rajinikanth can play Farmville on Orkut. 🙂

  11. praveen October 10, 2010 at 11:08 pm -

    add these comments too
    1. Rajinikanth can make people happy
    2.Rajinikanth can make a film producer rich.
    3.Rajinikanth can give jobless people job by making them write facts about him.

    • vinni August 24, 2011 at 1:36 pm -

      dont be emo dude

  12. john October 13, 2010 at 10:54 pm -

    add these
    1.Rajinikanth is the higest paid actor in india.
    2.Rajinikanth can smash the boxoffice records as if they are eggs.
    3.Rajinikanth can give jobless people job by making them write facts about him.

  13. vikram October 24, 2010 at 1:28 pm -

    Cool jokes, read more rajnikanth famous jokes http://bit.ly/aIuQCY

  14. Avishek Chakraborty January 18, 2011 at 9:16 pm -

    Yo…..The rajnikant jokes were co’ooool,,,, but can i get something just related to india with rajnikant jokes in hindi????

  15. asifakbar January 28, 2011 at 6:29 pm -

    rajnikanth is like a dog and he is very ugly inki gaand mein danda dalo

  16. Software Tester February 8, 2011 at 8:11 am -

    Rajnikanth is a true legend!

    • rajnikantjokes April 11, 2011 at 8:11 pm -

      There is no denying in this. He’s God.

  17. mithranjan April 7, 2011 at 4:42 pm -

    do not post stupid jokes about him i m his fan . foolish jokes

  18. subha April 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm -

    superb 🙂

  19. rajnikantjokes April 11, 2011 at 8:11 pm -

    1) Someone asked Rajnikanth for change, Rajnikanth gave them climate change.
    2) Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
    3) Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
    4) Rajnikanth’s dog house has a signboard on it saying. . . . . . . . . “Beware of Rajnikant!!”

  20. Mridul June 24, 2011 at 2:18 am -

    dude that was just tremendous, keep it coming. I like Rajnikanth only because of these hillarious facts about him

  21. Vijay Faizal July 25, 2011 at 1:06 am -

    Guys Try to appreciate the human being called Rajni Khanth-The man who rose from a simple bus conductor to the most famous superstar of India…For Most of us,He is a symbol of vast capacity hidden in every single human being….

  22. Maya Banerji December 19, 2012 at 3:50 pm -

    Rajnikanth Sir, Will you help my small NGO where there are 55 orphans, over 60 street-picked children are taught, over 100 patients are treated free, 50+ get benefit of adult literacy classes, etc. We are dying. People would waste but not give ~ would you help us, please?!

  23. Karyd April 8, 2013 at 12:03 pm -

    Here is some :
    ” Once Rajnikant threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded ” and teh best one “Adam and Eve are the children of Rajnikanth “

  24. ashish May 12, 2013 at 10:17 pm -

    Rajnikant once slept with his wife.after 9 minutes she was blessed with a pregnant daughter.