Rajinikanth is undoubtedly the only global superhero. He is smarter than a thousand Chuck Norrises put together. The time has come to reveal some startling Rajinikanth facts and watch the world chew it’s fingers in awe.
You’ve seen the video. Now some hardcore facts –
1. Rajnikanth taught Chuck Norris how to deliver roundhouse kicks.
2. Rajnikanth once roundhouse kicked a Tata truck in Chennai. It became the Tata Nano and fell on Mamata Banerjee’s head in Kolkata.
3. Rajinikanth reverses Court judgements by making the ink run back into the Judge’s ballpen.
4. Rajinikanth once boarded a Virgin Atlantic flight from Chennai to New York. The stewards served the tea cold. So when the flight finally touched down, it was just ‘Atlantic’.
5. Matrix was originally planned in Tamil as அச்சு வார்ப்புரு with Rajinikanth as Rajinikanth. But the bullets were so shit scared that they pissed in the barrels and refused to come out of the guns in his presence.
6. Rajinikanth once went to Jim Corbett National Park. After eight straight hours of snapping pictures, the tired tigers ran out of camera film.
7. Rajinikanth doesn’t need to sleep with a gun under his pillow. He is deadlier with the pillow.
8. The movie ‘300’ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1’.
9. Rajinikanth is so flexible, he can lick his elbow.
10. He’s also so smart, he knows you’d try to do it after reading that.
11. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 1oo metres of Rajinikanth.
12. Rajinikanth has successfully reversed global warming. All the glaciers just froze when they heard his name.
13. Rajinikanth once dived into the sea from his Chennai condo. The next thing you know is that a tsunami has hit half the world.
14. The Chennai – Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could but failed to catch him.
15. Rajinikanth can kill a 100 villains at a time just with his dialogues.
16. Viagra often needs Rajinikanth.
17. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion andthe count is far from completed.
18. No one messes with Rajinikanth. Only Rajinikanth can mess with himself.
19. Sunny Deol once thrashed a battalion of Pakistanis with his bare hands. Rajinikanth can thrash 1000 such Sunny Deols with his bare tongue.
20. Parachutes were invented just to prevent the earth from getting shattered to pieces when hit by a falling Rajinikanth.
21. Only two things on earth are visible from space. Rajinikanth in his mundu and some wall in Africa. Or is that in China?
22. What colour is Rajinikanth’s blood? Haha! Trick question! Rajinikanth never bleeds!!
23. Rajinikanth is faster than email. He is now officially the second fastest thing in the Universe after MMS.
24. Rajinikanth uses pepper spray as eye drops.
25. Man proposes; Rajinikanth disposes. And disposes fast.