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Madho Singh had made a fortune by selling his agricultural land to Highmax Builders at the height of the realty boom. He had inherited the land from his father, who was a peasant. Earlier, he worked (or at least, pretended to work) as a clerk in some obscure government office. With the money, he bought...

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I was recently tagged by LEB, alongwith the following prolific bloggers- The Thoughtful Train Savitha ZillionBig Ekta Adesh UdtaHaathi theishu To say that I feel honoured is an understatement. So, without much ado, I begin answering the tag questions in earnest. This happens to be the first tag that I’m doing, and I hope to be excused for inadequacies on...

  “Saa…aar…” I confess I become dizzy with arousal (an emotional and innocent kind of arousal, so to say) whenever Susie calls out in her husky coconut milk flavoured Mallu accent, and today her pitch had that unique seductive chirp to it that augured a sense of general happiness and robust well being. This girl is something, I tell you. And...

Warning: Long and oblong post. Main ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolta hu. So what? Sabhi ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolte hain! Arre tere ko kaishe shamjhaaun? Shtupid ash hole….  There are two kinds of people who inhabit the earth. One, the clever, articulate, bourgeois, intellectually gifted, laterally thinking, vertically pissing, upwardly...

Disclaimer: The following is an original work o fart by Rofl Indian. Resemblances to any person, man or woe-man, living or dud, naked or clothed, shaven or unshaven, or even choleric or flatulent, is purely coincidental, unintentional, suppositous, unsubstantial and decidedly imaginery, even by the farthest stretches of distorted imagination.   Swami Rhymedev: An Introduction. Bolo...

It was during one of my trips to Rajasthan’s rural outback (travelling in one of the crowdiest of local trains) that I took these pictures with my...

If the following hold true for you, you have a serious drinking problem and you don’t know it. 1. The floor jumps up and hits you on the face with disturbing regularity. 2. The breath analyser finds only slight traces of breath in your breath.     3. When your buddy says ‘Let’s chill out’, you jostle with the refrigerator and try to sit...

    Man, the most intelligent animal on this planet, has always been preoccupied with a furious desire to stoke the flames of passion in his (under)belly, so his frantic search for the ultimate aphrodisiac continues till this day. The most intelligent ‘animal’ also happens to be naïve enough to assume that whatever is commercially available in the name of ‘vigour’...

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“उह्…. मुझे यह् computer नही चाहिये … इसका mouse छोटा है !” The girl sitting next to me in the cyber cafe yelled in disgust and stood up in evident anger, pushing back her chair with such force that it nearly toppled over. I had just settled down at my cubicle and had barely glanced at...