Warning: Long and oblong post. Main ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolta hu. So what? Sabhi ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolte hain! Arre tere ko kaishe shamjhaaun? Shtupid ash hole….  There are two kinds of people who inhabit the earth. One, the clever, articulate, bourgeois, intellectually gifted, laterally thinking, vertically pissing, upwardly...