Part III was written much earlier, but I became so numb with Kambakkht Ishq’s hangover, that this blogpost was excessively delayed. You may refresh...

It is indeed a queer quirk of fate that actor Todger Grabbit finds himself today behind bars, accused by his bai of fishing in forbidden waters.  To the utter consternation of Mr. Grabbit perhaps, the bars in this case are made of steel, and are not the usual assembly of glass topped tables with cushioned chairs and hovering bartenders. Apparently, Todger Grabbit weaseled...

Paan khaaye saiyan hamaaro Paan khaaye saiyan hamaaro Karnal ke kutte pe cheent lal lal Paan khaaye saiyan hamaaro I must admit I tend to forget things after a couple of drinks. I’m not sure if it was a kurta or a Kutta in the original song! Paan –  India’s indegenous mouth freshener made of moss green heart shaped leaves having a liberal filling of all...

‘Chuck Norris’ does seem to be a delightful theme to expound upon at length. More so, as there seems to be a general consensus among the readers as regards the abilities of the phenomenon in question. So, here are a few more of Chuck Norris Facts. I assure you that they are fresh from the oven and not pilfered from stacks of used Norribilia strewn around. And for...

Disclaimer: The following piece of writing does not conform to the accepted standards of grammar and punctuation. Reading it may lead to an acute confusional state. Here I go: it is not that i do not know the meaning of the word motion lol but I have found out the word motion has many arcane connotations as wikipedia lists about two dozen of them but the one thats conspicuously...

The reader is first urged to take a look at the photograph below. One of my patients, Ms. Monalisa Mehta took this photograph yesterday. A robust fitness instructor with drop dead good looks and occasional stomach troubles, Ms. Monalisa is a frequent visitor to the nearby Fruits and Veggies Store. She is of the firm opinion that bananas are really good for health. Eating...

Before you read further, you are urged to read Heart Attack – I, to be able to understand the context better. Contd. form Heart Attack – I “Please saar…” Susie cocked her head, batted her eyelids, adjusted her..ahem…specs and acted real coy. The resolve suddenly vanished. Coy-thus interruptus. Heart Attack – II “You see Soosie, constipation...

Sister Susie, our nurse, entered my chamber with a sad look on her face. “Saar…” “Yes Soosie? Anything wrong?” “Saar…my unnkill….” “That’s quite a sad news!” I felt a surge of sympathy for Susie. Poor girl. Too bad to lose an uncle at this tender age. What she deserved now were a few words of comfort,...