Warning: Long and oblong post. Main ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolta hu. So what? Sabhi ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolte hain! Arre tere ko kaishe shamjhaaun? Shtupid ash hole….  There are two kinds of people who inhabit the earth. One, the clever, articulate, bourgeois, intellectually gifted, laterally thinking, vertically pissing, upwardly...

I have always been greatly impressed by the way doctors (the ones which are trained to treat humans) have conducted themselves in Hindi movies. Not only have they thrown their weight around with a certain degree of royal fervour, they have done the sensibilities of the audience a great deal of good by bouncing off a large number of hamming heroes/heroines on screen. Following...