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Thousands fall below poverty line after watching Dhoom 3

Thousands of common men, women and children belonging to the middle class in cities across the country have suddenly plunged below the poverty line after watching Dhoom 3 in multiplexes. In a confidential report submitted by the Ministry of Urban Poverty Alleviation, it was reported that high prices of Dhoom 3 tickets, coupled with unreasonable demands of exorbitantly priced popcorn, snacks and...

Fifty Funniest Tweets

Here are 50 of my humour tweets that I posted on Twitter in recent days. Now in a blogpost. Married man’s idea of foreplay: half an hour of applying balm on wife’s forehead. Kid: Dad, explain hypotenuse. Dad: Umm….hypotenuse is that side of the sandwich...

Doctors and engineers flocking to multiplexes to watch Chennai Express.

Doctors and engineers across the length and breadth of the country are flocking to multiplexes to pay tribute to Rohit Shetty’s blockbuster Chennai Express. It was actually quite surprising to learn that engineers and doctors, who usually flock to Twitter and...

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Doctors and engineers flocking to multiplexes to watch Chennai Express.

Doctors and engineers across the length and breadth of the country are flocking to multiplexes to pay tribute to Rohit Shetty’s blockbuster Chennai Express. It was actually quite surprising to learn that engineers and doctors, who usually flock to Twitter and Facebook in large numbers to bash up Shahrukh Khan at the drop of a hat,  have decided to give up their traditional hostility towards...

Anna-lysis of a Ramlila

What is puny and small in the beginning, but swells enormously when appropriately tickled? Crowds, of course. And an indomitably spirited Anna Hazare demonstrated exactly this to the world with his usual aplomb during the Herculean fast which he just concluded amidst...

The World of Swami Rhyme Dev

Disclaimer: The following is an original work o fart by Rofl Indian. Resemblances to any person, man or woe-man, living or dud, naked or clothed, shaven or unshaven, or even choleric or flatulent, is purely coincidental, unintentional, suppositous, unsubstantial and...

Thousands fall below poverty line after watching Dhoom 3

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Thousands of common men, women and children belonging to the middle class in cities across the country have suddenly plunged below the poverty line after watching Dhoom 3 in multiplexes. In a confidential...

by roflindian

My 2 cents on Ram-Leela

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At the outset, I must make it clear that I applaud the courts for disallowing the name Ram-Leela. The film should ideally have been titled ‘Hum Teri Le Chuke Sanam’. If you marry the absurdest ideas of a demented mind to the stinking opulence of a crazy anarchist, you get a movie like Ram-Leela. A monstrous mix of the bizarre and the brazen,...

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The similarities are just too much to ignore. Old warhorses. One nearly exhausted. The other – too much exhaust. Medium pacers in reality, but can accelerate once in a while . Slowing down with age. Needs breaks every now and...

Kite-us Interruptus

This post was first published on PFC. Kya audience ullu ka pattha hai? This question should spring to your mind if you are an accomplished Chinese cook but haven’t cooked a Peking Duck in the last three years. Actually, you should hope...

Pareshaan For Cinema: The Layman’s Step-by-step Guide to Understanding, Appreciating and Discussing Cinema Intelligently

Warning: Long and oblong post. Main ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolta hu. So what? Sabhi ‘sh’ ko ‘sh’ bolte hain! Arre tere ko kaishe shamjhaaun? Shtupid ash hole….  There are two kinds of people...

Fifty Funniest Tweets

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Here are 50 of my humour tweets that I posted on Twitter in recent days. Now in a blogpost. Married man’s idea of foreplay: half an hour of applying balm on wife’s forehead. Kid: Dad, explain...

Cesses in excess, mum on scams!

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First published on Tehelka.com Must say, the nation has been ambling along fairly well ever since the days of the Preamble. Over the years we have fought and won many a sly battle, shot satellites into...

The Afterlife

Tarachand Lahoti was just like any other 50 year old. As a sugar merchant who was in the business for the last thirty years, Tarachand had built up a small fortune for himself. Not that his clothes, demeanour...

Susie Returns

I apologise to my readers for having kept Susie off my blog for a considerable period of time.  She was indisposed for a while, you see, having contracted malaria first, and then a bit of gas, ostensibly...

Google Chromosome!

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This post appeared among Blogadda’s Spicy Saturday Picks on July 3, ’10 Doctors are not too well known for their IT skills. We guys usually eye the computer with considerable unease and are...

Susie Returns

I apologise to my readers for having kept Susie off my blog for a considerable period of time.  She was indisposed for a while, you see, having contracted malaria first, and then a bit of gas, ostensibly from an overdose of medications prescribed by my dear friend Dr. Phadnis. Now she is fine, radiating...

Susie Makes Some Coffee (U/A)

“Saar…coffee.”  Susie’s steamy whisper hung over the wisps of instant coffee as she poured me a cup of the piping concoction. It was a chilly morning and she was arched precariously...

Birthday Whooshes

  “Saa…aar…” I confess I become dizzy with arousal (an emotional and innocent kind of arousal, so to say) whenever Susie calls out in her husky coconut milk flavoured Mallu accent,...